The funniest thing happened last night, but in order to “get the joke” I should start from the beginning.
January 3rd, I ventured out in South Cali for the first time alone. Yep, I ditched my boys (fiance and son) for some good ol me time. Although I’d only been here for 3 weeks…I recalled seeing a Lane Bryant near the Walmart we shopped at, and decided I’d stop there after leaving the mall. Walked in and the place was a little overwhelming. I guess since I’d never been in store designed for the “plus size” part of me (my bottom, lol). The sells rep was so sweet, she took my measurements and told me I was a size 2 (in L.B. terms, lol). Then brought me a pair of wide legged trousers from their Right Fit clothing line. When I put on those jeans…I could NOT believe it! Not only did they fit my small waist, they fit my hips and cover my favorite ass-et w/o the freakin gap in the back. Finally, a pair of jeans that didn’t require a belt to hold it up and keep it in, lol. Of course…. I had to have them. There they are, in my profile pic.
Well…here’s the ironic part. So I put them on last night (first time again after they were washed), and OMG I have a freakin GAP in the back. I know I know I should be happy right…I’ve lost .5 inches around my hips and waist since Jan 3rd, but dag….I bought these jeans bc they fit me perfectly! Sighs, and now they’re just not the same. Now where’s that belt?
